Happy holidays from the Swan-Mills Family!
Title: moments after i have dreamed
Rating: T
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything. The title is a reference to an e.e. cumming’s poem (it is at moments after i have dreamed of the rare entertainment of your eyes…)
Words: 6K+
Summary: Henry discovers Emma isn’t the only one with powers in Storybrooke. (Henry centric; side of Regina/Emma) Spoilers for 1x07 and the 1x08 promo/stills.
Note: This is my attempt at a Gay!Parent Trap one-shot, so it probably makes no sense at all. It should really be called: what the fuck was in the brownies at my family’s holiday party.
I CAN’T WITH THE GAY PARENT TRAP FEELS AND THE BRILLIANT WRITING. IT’S JUST SO PERFECT.
JOHN TRAVOOOOLTAAAA! GAY PARENT TRAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!
STOP LOOKING AT HER, SWAN!
It’s all too much.
I have a fever…
And the only cure is MORE SWAN QUEEN!
OH SHIT SON WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT, SOMEONE JUST DROPPED A BIG SWAN QUEEN TRUTH BOMB ON ALL Y’ALL.
SWAN QUEEN YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL TOGETHER YOU ARE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THE BIRTH OF VENUS. YOU MAKE THE MONA LISA LOOK LIKE A FUGLY SLUT. YOU ARE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN YOU WERE YESTERDAY OR THE DAY BEFORE OR THE DAY BEFORE THAT. 
HAPPY NEW YEAR’S TO YOU TOO!!!:D
1) I
2) expect
3) Swan
4) Queen
5) will
6) explode
7) my
8) ovaries
9) this
10) year.
TRUE STORY.
You’ll notice, I didn’t make it say ‘I survived the SQ sex fire of 2012’ because I’m not entirely sure that I will. ;D
:D I think I will use this opportunity to post my top ten otp’s for life. In no particular order:
1) Swan Queen: Emma Swan and Regina Mills, Once Upon a Time
2) thru 10), in a shocking and dramatic twist, were sadly lost in the Sex Fire, never to be seen or heard from again. R.I.P. my heart and any other ships I ever had…
They’re staring mesmerized into each others’ eyes, inching forward ever so slowly…the Almost Kiss says as much as a kiss, anyway, since we can see they both want it. But this way, the tension and dreams of shippers remain for the writers to continue to take advantage of.
In case you don’t have it. In case you are missing it BECAUSE ABC IS NOT AIRING ONCE UPON A TIME 1x05 ‘THAT STILL SMALL VOICE’, WRITTEN BY JANE ESPENSON, TODAY. THE ONLY EPISODE OUT OF THE SEVEN THAT EXIST THAT IS NOT AIRING. BUT WARNING: THIS EPISODE MAY CAUSE EXTREME SWAN QUEEN FEELS. PLEASE SEE A DOCTOR FOR ANY FEELS LASTING LONGER THAN FOUR HOURS.
She’s just a Queen, standing in front of a Swan, asking her to love help her.
