Thank you!!! :D:D:D And yes, we do!!! We rock so much, we’ve moved past SWAG and now we all got SWAQ! SWAQ it out now. ;D
Oooh girl, SOMEBODY’S WIG GONNA GET PULLED OFF OVER THIS…
AND THEN EMMA’S GONNA BE LIKE BUT MOM, YOU DON’T KNOW HER, I LOOOOOVE HER, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, I HATE YOU! AND THEN BOB IS ALL LIKE, WHAT ABOUT ME? WHAT ABOUT BOB, Y’ALL?!?! WHAT. ABOUT. BOB.
ITS LIKE THERE IS NO ONE ELSE IN THE ROOM WITH THEM OMG OMG OMG IT’S SO FUCKING HOT IN HERRRE OR IS IT JUST YOU TWO…AND THE MAYOR BEING ALL MAYOR-Y OMG OMG OMG…THE ONLY THING INAPPROPRIATE IS YOU EYE-FUCKING EACH OTHER IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE TOWN OMG OMG OMG!
KEEP SPARKING LADIES, CAUSE WE KNOW WHAT’S COMING NEXT…EMMA’S GETTING FIRED, ALRIGHT, SEX-FIRED!!!!!!!! OR MAYBE IT ALREADY HAPPENED, IDK, IDK, IT’S JUST A CONSTANT SEX FIRE WITH THESE TWO!!!!
GET YOUR MERCH NOW BEFORE IT BURNS UP!!!!
Title: Long Shadows and Gunpowder Eyes
Fandom: Once Upon a Time (yup, down that rabbit hole now)
Pairing: Emma/Regina
Rating: NC17
Spoilers: Through episode 1x07
Disclaimer: Not mine! These all belong to ABC, Disney and whoever else legally owns them. I’m just playing and no profit is being made, dear. The title is from the Neko Case song, ‘Prison Girls’
Summary: Emma is found with Graham’s body and thrown into jail. Which, naturally, is when the Mayor decides to pay her a visit.
OMG NEKO CASE…ALSO I CAN’T FEEL MY FACE. SEX FIRE.
I DON’T. I DON’T EVEN KNOW ANY MORE. I CAN’T GO ON. YOU KNOW WHY IT JUST SO WONDERFUL CAUSE THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE IS JUST SO GAY. EVERYONE IS JUST STONE COLD GAY. SEX FIRE. 
SWAN QUEEN = S.W.A.Q = SHIT WE ALL QUEER = EXCEPT WHEN THEY ALREADY DO IT FOR US. OMG THE CAPTCHA ON TINY PIC JUST SAID FINGER LICKING GOOD AS THE QUOTE. IT’S LIKE A SIGN FROM GAY GODDESS JUDY OR SOMETHING. BLESS.
SEX FIRE.
OMG NOW THE CAPTCHA JUST SAID ‘YES, MA’AM’ OMG…I GUESS EVERYONE IS JUST…SEX FIRE.
Lady Gaga - Stuck On Fuckin’ You by stuckonfuckinyou
HMMM WHICH CAMPAIGN POSTER SHOULD I PUT UP, THE GAY ONE OR THE GAY ONE?
:D:D:D Thank you!!! :D:D:D
And yes, yes it surely would be. 
Look away, good citizens, because we all know who what is coming next…
uvzy:
Dramatic Queen
OH MY GOD I CAN’T STOP STARING.
NEITHER CAN EMMA.
uvzy:
I like it when they forget to hide the tattoos. I’m not sure about Jennifer’s, though.
I also like when they leave the nipples in. Thanks, JMO, for the double-breasted salute to the Swan Queen Nation ;p
Just to be that close!!!
I WILL AUDITION TO BE THE DIRT UNDER HER BOOTS. CAN I PLAY THAT? PLEASE?
OR THE PERSON THAT GETS TO DO THIS:
I WILL LITERALLY WORK FOR NOTHING, I REQUIRE NO FORM OF PAYMENT OR ANYTHING AS I WILL BE SUSTAINED SOLELY ON HER ROYAL FABULOUSNESS…
“Marlene Dietrich has been a huge inspiration for the Evil Queen.”
TIME OF DEATH 9:57 AM CST
It’s just not going to happen. It’s not. Not on this show.
(caveat being that if it does, I will be the first organising a feelings parade through my town, okay?)
But the ‘something’s’ that have already happened are good enough for me!!!:D Banter, lady fights, gay parent trap feels. Episodes written by Jane Espenson. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. Sturdy gaits on lady cops and bright leather jackets. Women in power doing epic things…these are a few of my favorite things!!!:D
