Confession: I’ve been writing this scene in my head since about seven minutes after I saw Hat Trick. Please forgive the departure from straight(ha!)-up femslash, Swan Queen Nation, but this threesome WILL NOT LEAVE ME ALONE.
I freakin’ loved this episode! Sebastian Stan was flippin’ fantastic (I feel like a total ass cause I do like the other writers but can you imagine the lines Jane Espenson would’ve given him, argh) and I hope he will be back soon! And add, well, evil boobs on parade (as I will forever affectionately call them) and I was thoroughly entertained for 43 and a half minutes. Regina is the Black Swan/head of the ‘A’ Team! Infinite number of worlds! Some have magic and some don’t and some neeeeeeed magic! MAD SWAN QUEEN YO. Even in her mom-jeans, Mary Margaret can kick! Emma can read! We were questioning this right? So Regina (cause there’s only one Queen and apparently she was played by Jennifer Koenig) has a sexy, sexy, come on right? history with both the Mad Hatter and the Queen of Hearts. And apparently there is only one style of the ‘wall of hearts’ available in the Pottery Barn/Evil Queens Unlimited catalog? Interesting. Did the QOH teach our Queen her, um, techniques? And then I died on the inside at the father/child reunion/separation and then again at the promo for next week. So, in conclusion:
