And this is why playing team sports at a young age is good for you. You don’t end up as a Jenny.
PRICELESS.


She looks so proud of herself…*yeah, Imma go downtown and bring my chainsaw and fuck shit up and mow down some apples, that’ll really piss off Regina* And then her and her little friend will mosey on down to The Planet Granny’s for a nice big strawberry dykery…
Meanwhile, Regina calls her old friend to commiserate…
Which is always good advice because
#Like sands through the hour glass so go the Days of Our Mistresses of All Evil and their Mistresses…