At first I was like, enjoy your cocoa (HOW DID SHE KNOW, SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING BIATCH!) YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT I CAN’T DO, REGINA’S WORDS ARE GOING TO INFLUENCE EVERYTHING I DO IN LIFE FROM NOW ON, I GUESS, RIGHTY-HO THEN, LET’S GO WITH THAT AND RIP OUR CLOTHES OFF…
Then I was like, damn girl that is a jacket and you are wearing the SHIT out of it and being all hero-y and awesome and saving the day, cause you a deputy now girl! And awww Cinderelly is all cute and yay her baby! And oooh Mr. Gold/Rumples what is this deal? THIS SHOW IS SO FREAKIN’ AWESOME!!!
And then…ahhh…what’s happening, you guys? Things just got weird…I mean they’re both so hot and I would probably hit it and quit it with both, but this shit just ain’t right, am I going to have to sit through love triangle bullshit now, you did NOT just make Sheriff the Kate of this show, oh yes you did, you were doing so well show, goddamit…
spoilers and ranting inside…
WHAT WHAT WHAT HAPPENED TO REGINA AFTER THE FIRST SCENE? WHO IS THIS LADY? THIS IS NOT MY MADAM MAYOR…WTF HER WHOLE PURPOSE IN THIS EPISODE WAS A BOOTY CALL??!?!?! AND NO WAY SHE WOULD TRUST HENRY TO STAY HOME, WTF? AND ABOVE ALL ELSE, NO NO NO NO NO, I CANNOT HANDLE ANOTHER LOVE TRIANGLE AS THE IMPETUS FOR DRAMA ON ANOTHER FREAKIN’ SHOW!!! I CAME TO LOOOOATTTTHE THEM BECAUSE OF LOST (AND GREY’S ANATOMY, UGH ABC WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM) AND THIS HAS JACK/KATE/SAWYER WRITTEN ALL OVER IT, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO, THAT WAS THE WORST PART OF THE SHOW. WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY. LOOK, I SHIP THE FUCK OUT OF EMMA/REGINA. AND I COULD SEE WHERE THEY WERE GOING WITH EMMA/SHERIFF, FINE WHATEVS, I DON’T EVEN HATE THAT, THEY’RE PRETTY CUTE. BUT WHY ARE YOU MAKING SHERIFF GRAHAM THE KATE IN THIS SITUATION? DO YOU HATE HIM? HE SEEMS LIKE A NICE GUY! BECAUSE NOBODY AND THEIR MOTHER LIKED KATE. YOU CAN’T JUST WAIT TWO MORE SEASONS FOR ELIZABETH MITCHELL TO COME IN AND TAKE UP WITH ONE OF THE LADIES AND SAVE THE DAY WITH HER BANGING BODY AND STELLAR ACTING, RIGHT?! DIDN’T KNOW HOW MUCH I WANTED THAT TILL I SAID IT. SEE, YOU WANT IT TOO, RIGHT? 
AND I WON’T SAY ANYMORE ON THE SUBJECT
This is my movie :(
Rest in Peace, Whitney Houston
onceuponatimecaps:
ladies of “once upon a time”.
