psychrophile:

And this is why playing team sports at a young age is good for you. You don’t end up as a Jenny.

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PRICELESS.

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She looks so proud of herself…*yeah, Imma go downtown and bring my chainsaw and fuck shit up and mow down some apples, that’ll really piss off Regina*  And then her and her little friend will mosey on down to The Planet Granny’s for a nice big strawberry dykery…
 

Meanwhile, Regina calls her old friend to commiserate…
 
Which is always good advice because

#Like sands through the hour glass so go the Days of Our Mistresses of All Evil and their Mistresses… 

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